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Every car I buy is a lemon phobia.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Prehistoric Modern Art

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'