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Every car I buy is a lemon phobia.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Prehistoric Modern Art

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"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."