Tradition Challenger Gifts

"I didn't know the 'old boys' network had a website."

"I wanted to do that."

Happy Durersgiving

"Always a bridesmaid..."

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

*Sigh*

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

AI

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

Going on a fox hunt.

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

Groundhog Day.

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"Here's your problem."

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"I love him, he's that rarity, an architect without horn-rimmed glasses"

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

The full male cycle

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."