Therapeutic Challenger Pillows

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

AI

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

Please seat to be weighted.

When a nanosecond is forever.

*Sigh*

"Always a bridesmaid..."

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'I got him for self defense. Boze eats my wife's leftovers.'

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

You've come a long way in your therapy, Al�remember when you believed we were all just characters in some stupid comic strip?? Ha-ha-ha!! Don't remind me!!!

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

"My paper will revolutionise our perception of core scientific principles..."

'My gosh, I'm losing my jowls!'

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

'Burl's on a diet. . . his high school class reunion is this Friday.'

Trapeze Lion

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

Happy Durersgiving