Therapeutic Challenger Pillows

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

AI

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

"Always a bridesmaid..."

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

When a nanosecond is forever.

Please seat to be weighted.

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

'I got him for self defense. Boze eats my wife's leftovers.'

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

"My paper will revolutionise our perception of core scientific principles..."

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

'My gosh, I'm losing my jowls!'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

Trapeze Lion