Custom Challengers Pillows

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Lawnmower

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

AI

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Escher flat-pack furniture

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Always a bridesmaid..."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Spring cleaning.

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

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We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

'It doesn't contain anything that'll help you find a job.'

"Who made this mess?"

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."