Unconventional Roles Pillows

Lester P. Dunwoody. A mysteriously happy square peg in a round hole that none of us can figure out.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Dog walking Human.

Office Park

'I still say there are better ways to decide which positions to eliminate!'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Avoidance of Situation/Work required to succeed.

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

'Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant!'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

'Bash Street Acadamy - Logistical Director. '

This is a dog park Please keep your owner on a leash at all times.

"Good news, Spreadbury - you're to become the executive plaything."

"They're little notes he keeps leaving me on how to best utilise my housekeeping time."

"I think he's running as an independent."

'I could do that!'

"What makes you think I want to be a desperate housewife?"

'Just keep saying to yourself, 'I'm not a sexist, I'm not a sexist...''

Cat being guarded by security mice.

"Interesting CV, we haven't had anyone with a qualification in 'being really good at stuff' before."

Relate - "...If she doesn't feel like cooking, then I send her to the takeaway."

Dinosaur flushing his human pet.

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

Harold...your human is open.

Dog imagines himself in the master's place.

"Honey, have you seen my loafers?"

Least Popular Camps of 2010.

"What?"