Unconventional Career Choice Pillows

'Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant!'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Surprise!"

Caged Businessman

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Cat job interviews.'

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

Cycle of Professional Development

"Sorry I'm late again, boss. I got held up in self-doubt and regrets."

'Any awards or honors?'

Boy who has been to the dentist

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

Evolution looks like a good career move.

Idiot wanted, apply within.

"So where do you see yourself in 5 years apart from a thousand miles from this f****** s**thole?"

"My teacher wouldn't let me clown around in class, so I was forced to run away and join the circus."

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'So do I get the job or not?'

"You're a bit overqualified for this position, how good are you are forgetting everything you know?"