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'This is me at my most masculine.'

Climbing Beard

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Aprons

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"How is it gendered?"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Shall I be mother?

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Corporate Punishment.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Always a bridesmaid..."

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

A shared passion

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

'Now that's the sort of job for me.'

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