Gender Stereotype Analyst Pillows

"You reek masculinity."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

The Female Brain and The Other One

His & hers towels.

Shall I be mother?

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Corporate Punishment.

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

Nail Gun Manicure

You! Are thick magazine.

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."