Gender Stereotype Analyst Mugs

"You reek masculinity."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Why won't you cuddle?"

His & hers towels.

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

Shall I be mother?

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Corporate Punishment.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

You! Are thick magazine.

Nail Gun Manicure