Societal Stereotype Analyst Mugs

"Aren't normal people your age usually in 'Loving and Committed Relationships?'"

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

The Female Brain and The Other One

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

His & hers towels.

California Beverages Map

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Disparate housewives.

Pikey and Chav.

*Sigh*

Plumbers Workwear

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Dude, they're not like that."

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

24 Words for Melting Snow

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

You! Are thick magazine.

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

Lady to man about big hole in wall: 'Show some gumption. Are you a man ... or are you a mouse?!'

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'