Societal Stereotype Analyst Pillows

"Aren't normal people your age usually in 'Loving and Committed Relationships?'"

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

His & hers towels.

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

California Beverages Map

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Disparate housewives.

Pikey and Chav.

Plumbers Workwear

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"Dude, they're not like that."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

You! Are thick magazine.

'Just because I'm a weasel, people assume I'm not trustworthy...'

"Yeah, at first glance, you would classify me as a hard-rocker, but I'm more into classical music really..."