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'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

The Female Brain and The Other One

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Disparate housewives.

Pikey and Chav.

'You must be the angel of the north.'

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'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"Dude, they're not like that."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

'Just because I'm a weasel, people assume I'm not trustworthy...'

You! Are thick magazine.

"Yeah, at first glance, you would classify me as a hard-rocker, but I'm more into classical music really..."

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'