Stereotype Studies Pillows

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Disparate housewives.

Pikey and Chav.

*Sigh*

Plumbers Workwear

'You must be the angel of the north.'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"Dude, they're not like that."

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

24 Words for Melting Snow

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

"Yeah, at first glance, you would classify me as a hard-rocker, but I'm more into classical music really..."

'Just because I'm a weasel, people assume I'm not trustworthy...'

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

You! Are thick magazine.

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian