Stereotype Critic Pillows

You! Are thick magazine.

"Tia Carmen, your telenovelas are nothing but macho men fighting over beautiful women! It's the same story every day!"

"How come, in westerns, it's always the floozie who's a redhead?"

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

His & hers towels.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

California Beverages Map

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Latest Aye Phone

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Disparate housewives.

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Pikey and Chav.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Alpine Pipe

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"So that's Ireland."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"All I know is that one of them was raised by wolves, and the other was raised by geeks."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"