Stereotype Connoisseur Pillows

"Honey, I'd invite you inside for a party...but you don't look healthy enough for Trailer Park Sex."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Totalitarian Humour

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

Heaven

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"My bouche was not amused."

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

Alpine Pipe

Pikey and Chav.

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

School of Comparative Anatomy

'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.'

You heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room tsar!'

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

You! Are thick magazine.

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

Karen of Bethlehem

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

"Heh heh heh!"

"My dad is a doctor and this his tool."

Germans fixate too much on competition!

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

Man cold medicine.

'Bloody typical.'

'Just a minute. How can I be sure you're not one of those 'cowboy builders'? '