Stereotype Connoisseur Gifts

"Honey, I'd invite you inside for a party...but you don't look healthy enough for Trailer Park Sex."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Totalitarian Humour

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Heaven

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"My bouche was not amused."

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

Alpine Pipe

Pikey and Chav.

*Sigh*

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

"This must be the Campaign Trail."

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

You! Are thick magazine.

'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.'

School of Comparative Anatomy

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

You heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room tsar!'

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

"Heh heh heh!"

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

"My dad is a doctor and this his tool."

Karen of Bethlehem

Man cold medicine.

Germans fixate too much on competition!

'Bloody typical.'