Stereotype Collector Gifts

Hillbilly mall maps.

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Pikey and Chav.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

The water desk

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Slave Drivers.

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

My boss is a real turd.

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

*Sigh*

'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'

'I'm concerned. I enjoy paying taxes.'

'You must be the angel of the north.'

'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'

'We're hoping to get enough for the boss to take early retirement.'

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

"Sure you defeated the dragon, but too bad you didn't bring a vaccine."

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'