Regional Stereotype Collector Gifts

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Slave Drivers.

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

My boss is a real turd.

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Turkey Dinner and gravity

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

Pikey and Chav.

'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'

'You must be the angel of the north.'

Plumbers Workwear

'I'm concerned. I enjoy paying taxes.'

'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'

'When the economy improves, you will get your company car back.'

"The jury will disregard the defendant's statement that he will donate 100% of his criminal earnings to the Concerned Mobsters for Eritrea Fund!"

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

'You seem to have rather a lot of unexplained wealth when it comes to tempting, Mr Satan...'

'We're hoping to get enough for the boss to take early retirement.'

"Not to worry mum - I've spotted us a Banksy!"

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

'Yes sire, we are dealing with your invoice at this very minute.'

'Layoffs are bad enough without you making them play musical chairs.'

"Sure you defeated the dragon, but too bad you didn't bring a vaccine."