Stereotype Enthusiasts Gifts

Driver Hand Signals

'Actually, I'm completely legit - I make a living appearing in police lineups.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Pikey and Chav.

Alpine Pipe

'You must be the angel of the north.'

Plumbers Workwear

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

You! Are thick magazine.

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

Karen of Bethlehem

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

"My dad is a doctor and this his tool."

Man cold medicine.

'Bloody typical.'

Customs at the L.A. Airport

'Just a minute. How can I be sure you're not one of those 'cowboy builders'? '

Hillbilly mall maps.

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

'Un-american activities' "More tea, dear?"

"We should play with this for a while before the women become cautious and sensible."

"I should warn you. Men are animals, and I'm no exception."

"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."