Stereotype Enthusiasts Gifts

Driver Hand Signals

'Actually, I'm completely legit - I make a living appearing in police lineups.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Alpine Pipe

*Sigh*

Pikey and Chav.

'You must be the angel of the north.'

Plumbers Workwear

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

You! Are thick magazine.

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

Man cold medicine.

Karen of Bethlehem

"My dad is a doctor and this his tool."

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

'Bloody typical.'

Customs at the L.A. Airport

'Just a minute. How can I be sure you're not one of those 'cowboy builders'? '

Hillbilly mall maps.

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

'These little green pills should help you get your Irish up.'

Redneck Wet T-shirt Contest

"We should play with this for a while before the women become cautious and sensible."

'Un-american activities' "More tea, dear?"