Stereotype Aficionados Gifts

Karen of Bethlehem

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

California Beverages Map

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Alpine Pipe

Pikey and Chav.

Plumbers Workwear

'You must be the angel of the north.'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

"Surround and attack. But do not be seduced by Kong's creamy, peanut butter filled center."

You! Are thick magazine.

"It's from my Swiss account."

Lady to man about big hole in wall: 'Show some gumption. Are you a man ... or are you a mouse?!'

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

'Can Johnny come out?'

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

"My dad is a doctor and this his tool."

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

'Bloody typical.'

Customs at the L.A. Airport

'Just a minute. How can I be sure you're not one of those 'cowboy builders'? '

Hillbilly mall maps.

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

'He's the perfect telly commercial husband - looks vague, useless and utterly stupid.'

"We use females. The males don't do well with directions."

Pirate sees man on toilet sign has peg leg