Stereotype Aficionados Gifts

Karen of Bethlehem

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

California Beverages Map

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Alpine Pipe

Pikey and Chav.

'You must be the angel of the north.'

Plumbers Workwear

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

You! Are thick magazine.

Lady to man about big hole in wall: 'Show some gumption. Are you a man ... or are you a mouse?!'

"Surround and attack. But do not be seduced by Kong's creamy, peanut butter filled center."

"It's from my Swiss account."

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

7 Reasons You Might Be Irish. . .

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

'Can Johnny come out?'

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

"My dad is a doctor and this his tool."

'Bloody typical.'

Customs at the L.A. Airport

'Just a minute. How can I be sure you're not one of those 'cowboy builders'? '

Hillbilly mall maps.

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

'These little green pills should help you get your Irish up.'

Redneck Wet T-shirt Contest

Pirate sees man on toilet sign has peg leg

'He's the perfect telly commercial husband - looks vague, useless and utterly stupid.'