Stereotype Humor Fan Gifts

'Bloody typical.'

'Sorry, pardner...your vehicle doesn't meet the size requirement for our state!'

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

'That's what I like about you Gavin. You press all the right buttons.'

3 Guys Threatening to Move to New Jersey

Workman's Bottom

"Say O'Arghh..."

"Oui, je suis Francaise. . . How did you know?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

What's normal?

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

On the brink.

How am I abducting?

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

The Snarky District