Stereotype Comedy Gifts

Jewish GPS

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

California Beverages Map

Latest Aye Phone

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Alpine Pipe

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"So that's Ireland."

"All I know is that one of them was raised by wolves, and the other was raised by geeks."

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

Lady to man about big hole in wall: 'Show some gumption. Are you a man ... or are you a mouse?!'

"It's from my Swiss account."

You! Are thick magazine.

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

Man cold medicine.

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

Karen of Bethlehem

'Can Johnny come out?'

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

'I kept telling him he shouldn't wear his red cardigan.'

"Based on blood tests and the X-ray, I'd say it's 'a guy thing'."

"My dad is a doctor and this his tool."

'Bloody typical.'