Stereotype Humorist Gifts

Two Englishmen breakfasting abroad, not speaking to one another

"So that's Ireland."

Cat Run

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'This ones very cheap but will get you very drunk. It's from our new Chav range.'

'I'll grant you all men are reptiles, but not all reptiles are men.'

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

"Welcome, you're in either Heaven or Hell depending on your sex"

'Careful-he's the fastest driver ypu'll ever meet in a parked car!'

'Typical of a boy - yesterday he wanted to marry me. . .'

Latest Aye Phone

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"I was neither rude, nor arrogant, nor disinterested. I apologize, it will never happen again, monsieur."

"All I know is that one of them was raised by wolves, and the other was raised by geeks."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The Female Brain and The Other One

German School

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.