Stereotype Satirist Gifts

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Women's interest / Men's interest magazines

Another thing men are good for: testing safety glass.

'Your penmanship is much too legible. Try writing with your other hand.'

7 Reasons You Might Be Irish. . .

'We're not a call centre... However.'

"My husband and I both have the flu, but my husband's flu is the dangerous death flu that only men get!"

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

'He's the perfect telly commercial husband - looks vague, useless and utterly stupid.'

'It good to have a gay cowboy or two in the outfit. They always carry lotions and moisturizers.'

Pirate sees man on toilet sign has peg leg

Action Jock

'Bad news mate...We're Australian.'

"Are we having salad dear? I can't hear the smoke alarm."

Lady to man about big hole in wall: 'Show some gumption. Are you a man ... or are you a mouse?!'

'Can Johnny come out?'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"I'm French."

"You can always spot the Americans."

Tower. We have a situation

California Beverages Map

"TOTAL classic!"

Uncles of the Holidays

"We use females. The males don't do well with directions."

Expansion 2000

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.