Stereotype Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'School of minicab drivers.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Life is for the birds.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"They're comfortable."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"She wishes to range free!"

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

How Amazon was invented

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"She's a miniature."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'