Stereotype Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'School of minicab drivers.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Life is for the birds.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"They're comfortable."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

"She wishes to range free!"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

How Amazon was invented

"She's a miniature."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'