Stereotype Humor Fan Pillows

'Bloody typical.'

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

'That's what I like about you Gavin. You press all the right buttons.'

3 Guys Threatening to Move to New Jersey

Workman's Bottom

"Say O'Arghh..."

"Oui, je suis Francaise. . . How did you know?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Director/Action Man toy.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

The Brothers Grime

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Parade of Businessmen

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

On the brink.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The Snarky District