Stereotype Explorer Gifts

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

Men. Just what is it that they're really thinking?

FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH. WARNING: Can result in becoming a millennial snowflake.

Prejudice/Empathy

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

Pikey and Chav.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

You! Are thick magazine.

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"Yeah, at first glance, you would classify me as a hard-rocker, but I'm more into classical music really..."