Gender Stereotype Explorer Gifts

Men are such beasts.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

His & hers towels.

Boys Cooking

Shall I be mother?

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Corporate Punishment.

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

Burlyesque

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Gender Symbols

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

*Sigh*

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

Primo Ballerino.

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."