Stereotype Observer Pillows

'This wine has a 'cheeky' little aroma, Bruce... Unlike that city-slicker's larger!'

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Disparate housewives.

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

TV and man

"Die alone"

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

Pikey and Chav.

'You must be the angel of the north.'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Joy Behar?'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.