Stereotype Skeptic Pillows

Man cold medicine.

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

The Mainstream

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

California Beverages Map

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Disparate housewives.

A man without a chicken on his head!

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."