Stereotype Debunker Pillows

Disparate housewives.

'What do you mean you don't understand! Can't you see I'm speaking Italian!'

Brains as Pie Charts.

'Are you sure he's a plumber? I can't see his butt crack.'

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

'The instructions to dismantle the bomb were handwritten by a physicians. We're doomed!'

"No. I am afraid Accountants will never be cool."

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

"Say 'eh.'"

"We're having meat and two vegetarians."

"Apparently men think about sex every five sex."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"Welcome to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. David Robertson."

'See? No one cares what i think!!'

"Sorry I didn't understand a word of that, can you speak more slowly, I'm not actually northern, I just like wearing a flatcap."

'We men on the other hand hardly have the time to TASK .'

'Good morning, and welcome to our 'Spot American Agents' workshop!'

'You can't believe a word she says-she's a female weather forecaster'

The Plumbers Arms

'Just because I'm a weasel, people assume I'm not trustworthy...'

Car sign reads: 'How's my wife's driving?'

'Damn, I broke a nail.'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'Well, so much for sugar and spice!'

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

"Geez, Jerry. Would you just pull over and ask for directions?!"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Prejudice/Empathy

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Macho Vegetarian

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'