Gender Stereotype Debunker Pillows

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

Women are from venus...men are from a layby outside Watford.

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

'Why don't you stop and ask for directions?!'

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

His & hers towels.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Shall I be mother?

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Accountants around the campfire.

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

24 Words for Melting Snow

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."