Stereotype Busting Pillows

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

Prejudice/Empathy

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Macho Vegetarian

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'You want to report your wife missing?Wouldn't we all, sir-wouldn't we all!!'

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

24 Words for Melting Snow

Accountants around the campfire.

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

"Stupid bean counter!"

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian