Stereotype Smashers Pillows

City travel agency: 'Send me somewhere with women who appriciate a real man!'

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

Prejudice/Empathy

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

California Beverages Map

Macho Vegetarian

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

24 Words for Melting Snow

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."