Stereotype Slayer Pillows

"Sorry. I have no interest in being your gay best friend. Try human resources."

"Josephine, my man!"

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Prejudice/Empathy

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Shall I be mother?

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Macho Vegetarian

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

California Beverages Map

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Alpine Pipe

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse