Stereotype Busters Pillows

"It's not as easy as it looks."

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Prejudice/Empathy

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Macho Vegetarian

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

24 Words for Melting Snow

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

'You want to report your wife missing?Wouldn't we all, sir-wouldn't we all!!'

Accountants around the campfire.

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

"Why are you smiling?"

'Just because I'm a weasel, people assume I'm not trustworthy...'

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."