Stereotype Disrupter Pillows

Macho Vegetarian

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

Prejudice/Empathy

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

Shall I be mother?

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

*Sigh*

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

24 Words for Melting Snow

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."