Stereotype Shatterer Pillows

"Whu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uht?"

"Say 'eh.'"

Prejudice/Empathy

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Macho Vegetarian

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

Shall I be mother?

California Beverages Map

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."