Stereotype Smasher Pillows

"Did we tell you? Debbie's going to be on 'Car Talk.'"

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"When did men become women?"

The idea that the firm is dominated by boring white middle aged male lawyers is clearly wrong...for example I know for a fact that Gerald wears a basque under his suit. And I used to be called Mary!

'As long as the house is clean, his dinner's cooked, the bills are paid, the shopping's done and the kids are taken care of then Herb doesn't mind me getting a job - it takes some of the pressure off him.'

End Gay Stereotyping Now!

"It says here that sixty percent of women prefer chocolate to sex."

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

Prejudice/Empathy

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Macho Vegetarian

California Beverages Map

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

24 Words for Melting Snow

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"