Stereotype Skeptic Mugs

*Sigh*

Man cold medicine.

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Say 'eh.'"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"God works in mysterious ways."

The Mainstream

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

All-Purpose Obamatoon

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

California Beverages Map

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

A man without a chicken on his head!

Disparate housewives.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

24 Words for Melting Snow

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."