Stereotype Satirists Pillows

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

"Women drivers..."

Swiss Business

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

The Female Brain and The Other One

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

Latest Aye Phone

California Beverages Map

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

War of Words

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Planet of the Ants

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Leftie Trump

Alpine Pipe

"This is my 'country house.' I also have a duplex in the city."

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

"So that's Ireland."

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

"All I know is that one of them was raised by wolves, and the other was raised by geeks."

State Insurance Office Covering School Shootings

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"