Stereotype Jokers Pillows

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

California Beverages Map

Latest Aye Phone

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

#NoJunk

"So that's Ireland."

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"All I know is that one of them was raised by wolves, and the other was raised by geeks."

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

Lady to man about big hole in wall: 'Show some gumption. Are you a man ... or are you a mouse?!'

You! Are thick magazine.

"It's from my Swiss account."

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

7 Reasons You Might Be Irish. . .

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

'Can Johnny come out?'

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

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'Bloody typical.'

Customs at the L.A. Airport

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

"I was neither rude, nor arrogant, nor disinterested. I apologize, it will never happen again, monsieur."

'He's the perfect telly commercial husband - looks vague, useless and utterly stupid.'