Stereotype Jokers Pillows

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

California Beverages Map

Latest Aye Phone

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

#NoJunk

"So that's Ireland."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"All I know is that one of them was raised by wolves, and the other was raised by geeks."

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

You! Are thick magazine.

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

Lady to man about big hole in wall: 'Show some gumption. Are you a man ... or are you a mouse?!'

"It's from my Swiss account."

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

'Can Johnny come out?'

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

'Bloody typical.'

Customs at the L.A. Airport

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

Cat Run

"I should warn you. Men are animals, and I'm no exception."

"I was neither rude, nor arrogant, nor disinterested. I apologize, it will never happen again, monsieur."