Social Stereotype Explorer Pillows

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Pikey and Chav.

'You must be the angel of the north.'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

"I'll gather. Oog will hunt. And you'll invent daycare."

Germans fixate too much on competition!

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

'I kept telling him he shouldn't wear his red cardigan.'

Men are such beasts.

"My dad is a doctor and this his tool."

'Don't look now but I think we've wandered into a plie bar.'

Hillbilly mall maps.

"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."

"I'm going away for the weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"

"You reek masculinity."

Driver Hand Signals

"I've heard that men who venture in there can get lost forever."

Three family members imagine themselves to be cartoons.

"Let me try — I speak bartender."

Anger management pub.

Hotel Mini Bar

'Excuse me...I think they're trying to attract your attention.'

"Hey. Does my butt look fat?"

BUREAU OF MISSING McPHERSONS

Yorkshire Lass

"Honey, I'd invite you inside for a party...but you don't look healthy enough for Trailer Park Sex."