Gender Role Philosopher Pillows

"He wants a hunter, I want a gatherer."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Corporate Punishment.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

"Always a bridesmaid..."

Gender Symbols

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

A shared passion

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

How Gender is Assigned at Birth

"Being a lazy slob is part of my identity. Keep on nagging and I'll report you to our diversity officer!"

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

'My mother works very hard all day, and doesn't like to spend her evenings coping with laundry.'

Sign in yard says 'It's a Tomboy!'

"Honestly, I don't know why we bother to live in sin..."

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'