Gender Philosopher Pillows

Our tests indicate that you're a woman trapped in a man's body. I'd like to demand a sperm-count recount.

"Which one of us do you think is the opposite sex, we or them?"

Transgender Clinic Toilets

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

Menu, Womenu.

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

HornyWood

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"Say something 'typically male'. . . I want to test my new translation app."

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

"You aren't one of those fish that's going to change sexes, are you?"

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

How Gender is Assigned at Birth

Ha ha, you run like a girl fish!

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

Always right.

A piano with female legs.

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

Men's Fragrances

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

'Trans-former' unsure which toilet to use.

"I'm a woman...and yourself?"