"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."
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Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?
"How is it gendered?"
"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."
"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."
'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'
"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."
'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'
"I'm making him take a spin class."
Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'
Corporate Punishment.
'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'
"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"
'I take it his performance review went well.'
"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."
Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.
"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."
'This is me at my most masculine.'
'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'
'Be careful. The plate is hot!'
'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'
'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'
Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.
"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"
It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.
'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'
'It certainly is a big one!'
The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.
The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.
"We're having a whip-round for Jane - you're next."
'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'
"We're having some marital issues... we hardly talk anymore!"
Climbing Beard
'Now that's the sort of job for me.'
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