Gender Role Jesters Prints

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

Aprons

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"How is it gendered?"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Corporate Punishment.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'I take it his performance review went well.'

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'It certainly is a big one!'

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

"We're having a whip-round for Jane - you're next."

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

"We're having some marital issues... we hardly talk anymore!"

Climbing Beard

'Now that's the sort of job for me.'