Gender Roles Enthusiast Prints

Corporate Punishment.

'Well, at least your washing-up arm is alright!'

'He worked all day, came home and vacuumed, folded laundry, and cooked dinner. He got in touch with his feminine side.'

"You're a man among men, and that's not meant as a compliment."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Burlyesque

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

*Sigh*

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

Primo Ballerino.

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

Hunters/Gatherers

"Let's try role-reversal - Starting tomorrow, YOU gather while SHE hunts."

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."