Gender Reveal Jokers Pillows

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Gender Reveal

Baby restaurant

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"But is it Organic?"

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

"It's a boy!"

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

"Will there be a gender reveal party?"

Fly Gender Reveal

"It's a boy!"

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

"You do realise, when I come into a room, I don't always do vacuuming."

"He wants a hunter, I want a gatherer."

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

The Broken Clock That Is Wrong Twice A Day

'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.'

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

"It's a boy, so far... check back later!"

"At this age, you're lucky if any of your close friends have been born yet."