Life-after-death Jester Pillows

'You're not dead! Get back down there and keep living until we tell you it's time to come up here!'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Gooseberry Fool...

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Any questions?'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'It's the simple things.'

Never poke fun.

'And what can you bring to the party?'